friend:	this top is gorgeous
me:	i'd buy it if it was in black
friend:	what about this scarf?
me:	if it was black
friend:	this dress is AMAZING
me:	pity it isn't black
friend:	look at t-
me:	i love that shade of black
friend:	how a-
me:	everything should be black
friend:	bu-
me:	black